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Spin the Bottle Meme
by ~animelover1030

Spin the Bottle Meme

RULES::
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1. Please don't look ahead. It will be funnier for all of us if you don't actually READ the questions.
2. Please put a link in the comments section and link back to me or this page.
3. There is no rule #3, I just like the number.
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PICK TEN CHARACTERS::

1. France
2. Russia
3. America
4. England
5. Romano
6. Hungary
7. Austria
8. Italy
9. Spain
10. Germany


1. America volunteers to go first. Why?

America stares at the bottle in the middle of their little circle before glancing at France. There was no way in hell he'd let France, who was eying the bottle thoughtfully, go first. Not because he wanted to kiss England. No, he knew that France wanted to go first. America leans forward and spins the bottle, smirking at the glare France gave him.  

2. The bottle spins to England. (No, I did not plan that) What is America's reaction?

America could feel his heart flutter a little. He was about to get up but he hesitated, this was who he wanted, right? After waiting for about another second, America finally gets up. Stopping next to the Englishman, he leans forward and plants a full kiss on England's lips. England doesn't move at first, but finally opened his mouth when America moving his tongue along England's lips. America eagerly thrust his tongue into the Brit's mouth and fought for dominance. He doesn't pull away until someone clears their throat, eager for the game to progress. Francypants was just jealous, wasn't he?

England watches as America goes back to his seat. Who knew America was such a good kisser! N-not like he was going to admit it! No way! He fights down the blush and looks away.

3. Italy goes next. Who do they hope the bottle spins to?

It took Italy a moment to realize it was his turn. He gazed around to room at each nation, his gaze lingering on Germany. Maybe he'd get the chance to find out if Germany returns his feeling. Italy leans forward and spins the bottle, watching it turn a few times before it finally comes to a halt. He looks up, it was pointed at his favorite German. He giggles at the blush that's slowly forming on Germany's face as he walks over. Kneeling, he presses his lips to the blonde's. His eyes flutter closed as he deepens the kiss, slipping his tongue into the tall man's mouth. The German was just starting to respond when they were interrupted by a catcall from the door way. Pulling away, they both glare at the unwelcome guest.

"Kesesese~ about time, West!"

4. Romano goes next, and the bottle lands on Austria. Does anyone throw a hissy fit?

Romano sighs and quickly spins the bottle, wanting to get this over with. He watches as it slowly comes to a stop on...Austria?

"No! There is no way I'm going to kiss that bastard! No fucking way!" Romano shouts, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Ve~ You have to, Fratello"

"No I don't!" Romano retorts.

"Kesese~ Yes you do"

"No one asked your opinion, beer bastard!" With a pout, Romano gets up and gives Austria a quick peck on the lips.

"See, Fratello, it wasn't that hard"

"...shut up"

5. Hungary is up next. Who would be most annoyed if the bottle landed on them?

Romano watches as Hungary spun the bottle. It better not land on him! If it did, he'd-he'd...well, he didn't know what he would do. But it still better not land on him!

6. OH NO!! The bottle lands on them! What is the angry one's reaction?

"No."

Hungary sighs before quickly kissing Romano's check. "There"

7. Now that that's over, who goes next? Why?

Before anyone could move, Prussia walks over and spins the bottle. It spins three times before landing none other than France.

"Kesese~ You better be as good as you think you are" Prussia walks over to France shoves his mouth onto the Frenchman's. The two fought for dominance until a frying pan hits Prussia on the back of the head.

"OW!" Prussia takes a seat slightly behind Spain and Romano.

8. Well, that was interesting. Germany spins, and the bottle points to one character's pet. WHAT HAPPENS? (pet = Prussia xD)

Germany watches as the bottle comes to a stop, pointing directly between Spain and Romano. This wouldn't have been so bad, had Prussia not been sitting there.  Slowly, Germany stands and awkwardly walks over to his brother. He gives him a quick peck on the forehead before returning to his seat, a blush evident on his face.

9. Okay, then...... Now it's Russia's turn. The bottle points to America. Now what?

America pales. WHY did it have to land on him of all people?! He doesn't dare move as Russia seizes control of his lips. Russia's tongue slips into America's not-so-eager mouth and the fight for dominance begins, with Russia winning, of coarse. Russia finally pulls away, giving America a small (scary) smile.

England had watched the whole thing, fuming.

10. All right, then. Austria is up. The bottle lands on who but Romano. Is anyone angry now?

"NO! THERE IS NO WAY I'M KISSING THIS BASTARD AGAIN!"

Austria sighs then gets up and gives Romano a quick kiss on the forehead.

"CHIGI~!"

11. Niiiice. Now Spain, who has yet to go or be landed on, must spin. Looking around, they realize that Italy and Russia are both asleep, for whatever reason. What diabolical plan do they come up with?

Spain looks around before spinning the bottle. Italy and Russia were both asleep. While there was no way in hell he was going to touch Russia, this might be a good opportunity to sneak a few kisses from Italy.

12. Too bad. The bottle lands on France. Is Spain upset?

He feels a twinge of disappointment when it lands on France. Oh well, France was a good kisser too. He quickly gets his kiss before continuing the game.

13. England is next to Spain, and therefore goes next. Who dies?

England is about to reach for the bottle when he hears a choking sound. He turns to look behind Spain and Romano to where Prussia is choking on his beer. Unable to cough it up, he stops breathing.

Germany is speechless.

(did I REALLY just kill Prussia? x.x)

14. Yep, that was random and uncalled for. But who did the bottle land on? Is England upset?

England quickly spins the bottle and almost smiles when it lands on America. Almost. He gets up and claims his prize...is that a 'kolkolkolkol' that he hears behind him?

15. France is next to England, and revives whoever died in question 13, then spins. The bottle lands on the revived one. What is the kiss like?

France spins the bottle then gets the beer out of Prussia's lungs by doing mouth-to-mouth CPR. Coughing, Prussia sits up just in time for the bottle to stop, pointing in his direction. France places a passionate kiss on the albino's lips, causing the Prussian to pass out.

16. Back to America. What's in the bottle?

America suddenly picks up the bottle and looks inside. "Why the hell is there a condom in there?"

17. Please continue with what you think would happen below.

I'm sorry, Russia ate the ending.
I'm to lazy to find where I got the meme, sorry.

Hints of Gerita, USUK, and one-sided RusAme
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Phyripo's avatar
'Russia ate the ending.'
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Overall, 'hahaha,' actually! :XD: